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Things Could Be Worse

Depictions drawn from regrettable accounts of the less fortunate for purposes of instruction; so that one may avoid similar missteps.
Information Regarding the author, Benjamin Dewey, can be obtained thus...

  • Exercise the utmost care this new year’s eve when engaging revelry. Limiting one’s libations need not curtail one’s enjoyment. I shall be pondering over pages of forgotten lore and constructing models of the most sea-worthy vessels a miniature bottle may hold within it’s crystalline belly.It is my most sincere wish that this next trip around our celestial hub bring you glad tidings and many an occasion worth commemorating.Huzzah!  

    Exercise the utmost care this new year’s eve when engaging revelry. Limiting one’s libations need not curtail one’s enjoyment. I shall be pondering over pages of forgotten lore and constructing models of the most sea-worthy vessels a miniature bottle may hold within it’s crystalline belly.

    It is my most sincere wish that this next trip around our celestial hub bring you glad tidings and many an occasion worth commemorating.

    Huzzah!  

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    Posted on December 31, 2011 with 322 notes

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