I have received many fine suggestions regarding this series of drawings in which I depict the pitiable, lamentable, mournful, rueful and otherwise cataclysmic.



At this time I am not manifesting any renderings, or otherwise generating other representations, based on those estimable submissions but I humbly offer them here as an ongoing roster for your kind inspection:

“The time traveler can’t get anyone to believe in his abilities”

-zachariahvickers

“angsty teen with an expired library card, tragic.”
 
-kawaiithulhu 

“Velociraptors ally themselves with the Falcon King, despite the Iguana Lord’s pleading.”

-straightfacedgriff

“Can you do one like, “Oxygen addict can’t get his fix.”? I think it’d be humorous, but it’s probably not quite your style so I understand if you want to pass on that. I want to keep seeing these though because they’re hilarious.”

-leprochaun

“No one remembers your Spot Resolutions. (featuring Abraham Lincoln)”

“Missouri Compromise Re-enactment Society is overshadowed by American Civil War.”

-personman

“Mr. Cat refuses to offer closure to his estranged wife.”

-trevskies

“Large balloon shatters your eardrums.”

-wickedshitcaptain

“A tragedy suggestion: Waiter mishears, brings you a JIM and tonic”

-pahit-manis

“Mollusks flood docket of ocean court with frivolous lawsuits.”

-noisycheesewheels

“A reprehensible business associate pilfers your collection of christmas neckties.”

-godhatesfigz

“Suggestion: Tulip’s hydration privileges revoked.”

-dwitfromtheoffice

“a tragedy is when your milkshakes don’t bring all the boys to the yard”

-itsjoeshmoe

“Robot loses toupée” 

“Aliens put local dairy farm out of business”  

-daytraveler

“A squid forgets to write.”

-lynchianbedhead

“An idea for sadness reprieve: ‘Three armadillos dance sleepily’.”

-alchien 

“Suggestion: octopus has nine wrist cuffs”

-tokenenglishman

“Historian Remembers all dates except for the “important ones” (wife standing over him unhappily)”

“The Rapture has already happened”

“Deaf man cant hear the laughter of children”

-zeniths 

“Cocoon: The Ride: The Movie”

“Cobra Commander goes antiquing”

-yourmean

“Labrador retriever pulls tail muscle due to wagging tail while swimming.”

-stellamarr 

“A duck hides your tailcoat.”

-notquitecustard

“Urge to urinate only dire when keys missing.”

-squarecas

“Abraham Lincoln’s ghost longs for licorice, but no one will listen.”

-trainsvestite

“Chewbacca receives promotion Capt. Kirk had aimed for”

“Vacuum cleaner spent most of his life in dusty closet”

“Jimmy Wales receives no response to personal appeal”

-toivonvasarat

“As man of Latvia, I frequent have nightmare of “Betrayal by Trusted Potato”. It would truly be worst of tragedy.”

-rmtest

“Suggestion: “Hovering Gin and Tonic helicopter runs out of limes.”. Freebie. Roll with it.”

-otto42

“Too difficulty to tell if fish girlfriend wants to be kissed.”

-fuckyeahsmalleuropeancountries

“octopus cannot find eighth mitten”

-equinoxeyes

“A suggestion, humbly submitted, in which it is clear you can do better, so by all means improve on it: “WHITE CHOCOLATE TORTURE” etc.”

-rawdata