I have received many fine suggestions regarding this series of drawings in which I depict the pitiable, lamentable, mournful, rueful and otherwise cataclysmic.
At this time I am not manifesting any renderings, or otherwise generating other representations, based on those estimable submissions but I humbly offer them here as an ongoing roster for your kind inspection:
"The time traveler can’t get anyone to believe in his abilities"
"angsty teen with an expired library card, tragic."
"Velociraptors ally themselves with the Falcon King, despite the Iguana Lord’s pleading."
"Can you do one like, "Oxygen addict can’t get his fix."? I think it’d be humorous, but it’s probably not quite your style so I understand if you want to pass on that. I want to keep seeing these though because they’re hilarious."
"No one remembers your Spot Resolutions. (featuring Abraham Lincoln)"
"Missouri Compromise Re-enactment Society is overshadowed by American Civil War."
"Mr. Cat refuses to offer closure to his estranged wife."
"Large balloon shatters your eardrums."
"A tragedy suggestion: Waiter mishears, brings you a JIM and tonic"
"Mollusks flood docket of ocean court with frivolous lawsuits."
"A reprehensible business associate pilfers your collection of christmas neckties."
"Suggestion: Tulip’s hydration privileges revoked."
"a tragedy is when your milkshakes don’t bring all the boys to the yard"
"Robot loses toupée"
"Aliens put local dairy farm out of business"
"A squid forgets to write."
"An idea for sadness reprieve: ‘Three armadillos dance sleepily’."
"Suggestion: octopus has nine wrist cuffs"
"Historian Remembers all dates except for the "important ones" (wife standing over him unhappily)"
"The Rapture has already happened"
"Deaf man cant hear the laughter of children"
"Cocoon: The Ride: The Movie"
"Cobra Commander goes antiquing"
"Labrador retriever pulls tail muscle due to wagging tail while swimming."
"A duck hides your tailcoat."
"Urge to urinate only dire when keys missing."
“Abraham Lincoln’s ghost longs for licorice, but no one will listen.”
“Chewbacca receives promotion Capt. Kirk had aimed for”
"Vacuum cleaner spent most of his life in dusty closet"
"Jimmy Wales receives no response to personal appeal"
“As man of Latvia, I frequent have nightmare of “Betrayal by Trusted Potato”. It would truly be worst of tragedy.”
“Suggestion: “Hovering Gin and Tonic helicopter runs out of limes.”. Freebie. Roll with it.”
"Too difficulty to tell if fish girlfriend wants to be kissed."
“octopus cannot find eighth mitten”
“A suggestion, humbly submitted, in which it is clear you can do better, so by all means improve on it: “WHITE CHOCOLATE TORTURE” etc.”