Depictions drawn from regrettable accounts of the less fortunate for purposes of instruction; so that one may avoid similar missteps. Information Regarding the author, Benjamin Dewey, can be obtained thus… var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-28589587-2']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @tragedyseries)http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2d914695d6e8db276a32a4879fafd03/tumblr_mmem9maX9G1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50649353259http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50649353259Fri, 17 May 2013 06:01:01 -0700vacation post 5archives<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y2oanWlw1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/21656034575/new-items-including-a-print-of-todays-image-are" target="_blank">tragedyseries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/98234651/tragedy-346-wild-hair-print" target="_blank">New items, including a print of today’s image, are available in the emporium!</a></p> </blockquote>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50624452904http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50624452904Thu, 16 May 2013 19:35:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5190a3d4f69a32ea5141c4acf38248f8/tumblr_mmeln3F3i81r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50494723578http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50494723578Wed, 15 May 2013 06:32:32 -0700vacation post 4archivesnarwhals gonna nar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6b7420ad07c353505942d5f762def96/tumblr_mmelc3qVor1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/88589164/tragedy-179-moon-squirrel-print" title="Moon Squirrel Print" target="_blank"><span>Available as a print here.</span></a></p> <p><span>Benjamin Dewey is taking his first vacation. New updates coming when he gets back. In the meantime, t</span>here are <em>hundreds</em> of Tragedies and Sadness Reprieves archived at <a href="http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com" title="Tragedy Series archive." target="_blank"><a href="http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com" target="_blank">http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com</a></a>.</p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50344017824http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50344017824Mon, 13 May 2013 07:58:50 -0700vacation post 3archives<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9118387385dd9f73dcd55fc2ffa6d6c8/tumblr_mmel6s3AUL1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Prints of this are <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/88584847/tragedy-260-hat-dance-print" title="Tragedy Series prints and posters!" target="_blank">available at the Etsy store.</a></p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50111740645http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/50111740645Fri, 10 May 2013 14:03:31 -0700vacation post 2archive<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b314d2fcf923f6693cf09f0d46e5f2f5/tumblr_mmel2rZzFP1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Benjamin Dewey has defied all expectations and taken a vacation, so his studio-mates will be posting a few classic tragedies in his absence. </p> <p>The <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/benjamindewey" target="_blank">Tragedy Series Etsy store is still accepting orders</a>, but they won’t ship until Ben and Lindsey are back. </p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49955234417http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49955234417Wed, 08 May 2013 13:37:43 -0700vaction post 1archivesrude little ottersno privacyllamas are worse<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be09fb870b6a7d5358933d9975a782a7/tumblr_mme7jla7n11r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/BenjaminDewey" target="_blank">Just a reminder: I will be away for a few weeks enjoying my long delayed honeymoon</a>.<a href="http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/archive" target="_blank"> I hope you will enjoy posts culled from the extensive archives for the duration of my absence.</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/tragedyseries" target="_blank">See you in June!</a></p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49794087622http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49794087622Mon, 06 May 2013 13:05:44 -0700carriedawayimaginationHer powers get her into trouble at school; they will be humanity's salvation against the martian forceslast time this happened she was on a scorpions and eels-kickFor My Friend Terry Blas387<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32e57c03ec32eaf1ddd737ae4f27d3ee/tumblr_mm8pxscimU1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49535266002http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49535266002Fri, 03 May 2013 13:51:28 -0700FamousTrioCapableresolvingDisputeanybuttheirownApple V OrangeCarnivore V HerbivoreCute Dog V Cute CatTeam water V Team FireR P and S have a hell of a time with pizza toppings351<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1700a6c6d9eb27bbf3a712df4b6628a1/tumblr_mm6uhw8IAw1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://twitter.com/BenjaminDewey" target="_blank">Readers! Dear readers, I am headed to Europe soon for a brief respite from my daily toils.</a> <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/BenjaminDewey?ref=pr_shop_more" target="_blank">I will be gone for most of May and throughout that interval a selection of material from my archives will be posted for your continued enjoyment.</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/tragedyseries" target="_blank">See you again soon, in June!</a></p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49457840502http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49457840502Thu, 02 May 2013 13:38:00 -0700UnlikelybondformedthroughsharedpassionartFor Joe BluhmThey also enjoy 'rocking out' together; staring at rocksOg would have approved of his likeness in both piecessadnessreprieveK<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e95fb531e1631b63dee976c6fea28b1/tumblr_mm515rr0OS1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49383720000http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49383720000Wed, 01 May 2013 14:03:27 -0700Mr Crumbsly thought they were off-put by his status and five thousand a yearthey also warned that if he were to consume them in a fit of angst that he would get sick and he didkernelstruthmakeplainwomenconsideruncouthsmelly208<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c17a273487ad2775907afc0043e05ca/tumblr_mm18m0xlfN1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tragedyseries" target="_blank">I wish to express my sincere thanks to those of you willing to eschew the splendor of the sun and descend into the convention canyon of Stumptown this previous weekend.</a> <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/BenjaminDewey" target="_blank">It was a pleasure to meet you all. In the event that you did not attend or saw something, in retrospect, you now wish you had purchased, you are welcome to visit the etsy emporium! </a></span></p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49197783657http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/49197783657Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:01:26 -0700whatdimensionfollowedhomefromdoesn'tmatteranswernoGlorphax could help the professor with many of his more difficult projects but he'll never know it nowShe thought he's be more upset that she broke the dimensional travel restrictions of her grounding conditionsfor Joey Joe Joe Jones265<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6dc86db3bc37f084a6934cac81982852/tumblr_mls1b69S4e1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48796126243http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48796126243Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:37:54 -0700HolderShortStrawMustTellLord UrsusThere'sNoMoreHoneyHe doesn't like being told to take a bath eitherThey could get more if he would resolve Bearsylvania's trade sanctions321<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18a860e2f8ac476a168f10414b7e8075/tumblr_mlp0r3KbVn1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.stumptowncomics.com/comics-fest/guests-exhibitors.php" target="_blank">I will be at the stumptown comics festival this weekend!</a><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/BenjaminDewey?ref=pr_shop_more" target="_blank"> For those who cannot attend, I suggest a tour of my etsy shoppe where many fine items can always be had for a modest price.</a></p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48692925383http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48692925383Tue, 23 Apr 2013 07:01:14 -0700ignoredherownspiritanimalat least she has it better than sister and that cranky porcupineit's only really obvious to others when they are visiting the astral-playground255<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53ca6187075072b4edcd2c594a2fc4a8/tumblr_mliqpqZDdr1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48376595221http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48376595221Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:10:38 -0700uptillpointbeensplendidhoneymoontripodspredicted with uncanny accuracy by wolfman's unfinished novelThe martians regarded their union with envious eyes379<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/252320edc4cf76e753d0683efbce5b11/tumblr_mlexzc6Neu1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48213959237http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48213959237Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:57:12 -0700ThisOneSometimesCarouselVowels can be cruelThey were tired of him asking 'Y' questions all the time but that's no excuse16when they worked together on 'adventitiously' it was fun for all of them<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e6248f871ecd91cdd1fbe039619d8d82/tumblr_mlb6atYR5q1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48052816271http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/48052816271Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:06:29 -0700lastdodolovehealingpowersmeatThey were both so glad for a few minutes because it meant they could go on more hikes togetherThe others could think of nothing more distant than their plan for a do-turducken that cured the pox264<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a79a5a495d1a7d95ca60e41507aff131/tumblr_ml5w3xV8lu1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/47808256328http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/47808256328Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:38:21 -0700IneptSteam-squadgivencreditselflesssuperfleavictoriesHe travels with them via wagsly Barksmith to make sure they stay safe and crises will be avertedwhile well intentioned they usually conjure the problems that they are tasked with fixing;the great flamingo fire started as a team meeting345<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68f27550640e0349e2d25f4d8d766c05/tumblr_ml2l0l7jsh1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Make time to investigate whatever labyrinthine boulevards and any majestic feats of architecture that are available to you!<a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/BenjaminDewey" target="_blank"> This and any other image from the series can be obtained as a print in my esty emporium.</a></p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/47700472500http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/47700472500Thu, 11 Apr 2013 07:00:52 -0700worksfourjobsabidefabledmetropolisexperiencesexclusivelyduringcommutethe only dreams he has time to pursue happen while he sleepsrumor has it there is a bunch of fun stuff happening all the time; he likes the idea of that254<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df51a32d078475f16b5a2b08d17e90aa/tumblr_mkygxvSfZO1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://offbeatfamilies.com/2013/04/star-wars-walker-for-child" target="_blank">A sadness reprieve is in the works, I swear to you fine friends and colleagues. Until then, I hope you can hold on!</a></p>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/47483146164http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/47483146164Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:30:30 -0700SirensFan-basedwindledThe untapped market of Dolphin-kind represents their new hope for under-sea fansthere was a time when these rocks would be littered with the wreckage of enthusiasm<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e2020c269ebc0be867f6216ebde223e/tumblr_mkssacEx4Z1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/47211380330http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/post/47211380330Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:47:00 -0700TinyMisanthropeBurdenedadorableformShe broke her own rule and accepted ONE invitation...have these people ever heard of oral hygiene?72pygmy marmoset